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alltailnolegs:

crispysnakes:

Not sure if defense?!

Time to boop human.

Aaaaw, the thinking about ettin it boop.

(via adorablesnakes)

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  • Christians: Dear Lord
  • Pagans: Deer Lord
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What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.
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mako-symptoms:

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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this is extremely accurate 

(via emokoneko)

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cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

(via emokoneko)

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tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

(via abscondabruptly)

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superiorescalator:

please watch this vine

(via wakeupening)

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(Source: tasobi, via wakeupening)

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reallylameblog:

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

(via metaphysical-mockingjay)

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